• october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
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    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

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    hallowkorg:

    happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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    rydenarmani:

    rydenarmani:

    i hate that most zombie movies are written from a perspective universe where there is no zombie lore. i want a zombie move written from the perspective of our universe where everyone knows what a zombie is and everyone tries to figure out what kind of zombies they’re dealing with.

    there’s one neckbeard in the group that carries a machete and won’t stop quoting the zombie survival guide

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    spookymormon:

    please stop asking me about my future ill cry

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    thats-slightly-raven:

    People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

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    jaclcfrost:

    "i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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