Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,
conseguir fuera me cochei
♡ ♡ ♡
"You are the love of my life,
I am incomplete”
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
i enjoy chris when he’s not doing brainless andy
Just found some waffles on the pancake tag
4chan has gone too far
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers