manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan
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    zootedboy:

    if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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    pink-vulva:

    reasons i want to look GOOD 

    • for myself
    • for myself
    • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
    • for myself

    (Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

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    shredevi:

    shredevi:

     What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

    Feyoncé

    (Source: shreracha)

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    grandmafupa:

    Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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    I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle
    ― The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)
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